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What is green and rolls down the street? A pink triangle!
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What is green with three wheels that hangs from a tree? A leaf, I lied about the wheels.
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How do you get four elephants in a mini? Put two infront and two in the back!
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3 out of four people makes out 75% of the world.
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5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.
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There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and whose who can’t.
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There are two main secrets in life: 1. Never give out all your secrets.
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Win a car competition. Two questions you get: 1. What is the country with the largest population? 2. Give their names…
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What do you think someone would say if you tell them you are bored? In reply to me saying I’m bored, Charlie said :
“Yeah me too, my bum hurts!”
Me and Charlie:
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